The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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