I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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