its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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