and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if only i could text you this smell
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I forgot how hot balto sounded
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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