plz talk dirty to me
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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