No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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