Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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