love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Randomize
