fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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