normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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