i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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