He asked me if I "almost moaned"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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