OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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