I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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