I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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