Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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