Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Mom said you looked used
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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