me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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