Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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