Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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