He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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