Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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