50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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