I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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