States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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