Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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