And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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