yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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