I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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