I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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