Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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