their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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