i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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