she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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