ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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