I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Can I color on your dick again?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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