I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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