That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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