What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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