its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
