no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
