I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Randomize
