kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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