its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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