Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Randomize
