Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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