they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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