Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
