i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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