Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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